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Red Forman just liked my twitter post. Your argument is invalid. (Taken with instagram)

Red Forman just liked my twitter post. Your argument is invalid. (Taken with instagram)

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the-star-stuff:

“Look again at that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every “superstar,” every “supreme leader,” every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there-on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. ” 
― Carl SaganPale Blue Dot: A Vision of the Human Future in Space

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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

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ronniexpunani:

smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

Welcome toTumblr. Where even mother fucking pancakes can start an argument.
this is serious business.

HI WELCOME TO TUMBLR WHERE PEOPLE LIKE YOU TAKE EVERYTHING SERIOUSLY 

Hi welcome to tumblr where people just argue about the dumbest shit ever.

ronniexpunani:

smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

Welcome toTumblr. Where even mother fucking pancakes can start an argument.

this is serious business.

HI WELCOME TO TUMBLR WHERE PEOPLE LIKE YOU TAKE EVERYTHING SERIOUSLY 

Hi welcome to tumblr where people just argue about the dumbest shit ever.

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  • english boys: U ALRIGHT LUV
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  • arab guys: you want to make friendship
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Headphones rules.

No headphones = You can talk to me.

One headphone = You can talk to me if I like you.

Two headphones = Fuck off.

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